Hello sunshine, let’s be honest, mornings are not so shiny, nor is this app. I’m DarkSheep, the alarm app which charges 1$ and roasts you for every morning snooze.
Let’s bring some fun in the mornings! And by fun, I mean you, the product of all these roasts. Let’s get roasted!
Where would be your motivation to really wake up if not losing something valuable? No, your integrity doesn’t count, but your wallet does!
Friendship is about sharing, so why not piss off your friends for no reason? Anonymously, so that doesn’t make you a bad friend.
I can take you all the money you don’t have, but social pressure hurts more, so you’ll be able to compete with friends and win the money they’re losing.
Imagine this: Sleep is your Drug, Bed is the Dealer and I’m the Police
You better get used to hugging that pillow, now that we’ve established you will die alone.
If aliens ever make the first contact and choose you, they’ll think snoring is the official language of the planet.
They say successful people wake up early. I see you’re trying to prove them right.
We share more than just a business, we share common values, jokes, friendship, and a similar vision.
Brace yourselves for fun morning experiences.